overheard a guy trying to justify why he cheats on his girlfriend:
"i’m a virgo dude, i can’t help it"
i work at a doggy daycare where the dogs love me more than anyone else does.
and listen to pre-recorded audio of thunderstorms on your laptop.
i cannot take a shower unless i am listening to drake while doing so.
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
things i have learned while working at a doggy daycare:
poodles are aggressive,
labs are chill,
golden retrievers are the most obnoxious,
& pugs are hilarious.